The Evil Californian Twins & Their Special Friends

Girls Guide to Geek Guys

hamadreds-deactivated20121231 — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 16:12:34 -0500

Girls Guide to Geek Guys:

Who needs a guide? I got my geek the old fashioned way… lots of alcohol…

This should be against the law! I’m calling the purse...

hamadreds-deactivated20121231 — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 15:55:36 -0500

This should be against the law! I’m calling the purse police!

Chicken Soup with Matzo Balls and Udon Noodles: Japanese Jewish...

hamadreds-deactivated20121231 — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 23:41:59 -0500

Chicken Soup with Matzo Balls and Udon Noodles: Japanese Jewish Penicillin.
Itadakimasu!

Wash Your Hands, Then Die....?

hamadreds-deactivated20121231 — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 21:51:22 -0400

First, I just want to say, this is pretty much all based on my personal experience and opinion. I have NOT done years and years of extensive research to come up with the conclusion that soap is poison. This is purely for entertainment purposes. IF you are interested in the subject, then PLEASE conduct your own research. If you don’t agree with it… keep your opinion to yourself, because I don’t give a fuck. If you want me to cite resources, then you can go fuck yourself… because this is NOT my Masters thesis… this is just something I typed up while eating my Frosted Mini Wheats and watching a re-run of Keeping up with the Kardashians…

Thanks… now, read on….

Okay, so I just stocked up on some yummy smelling soaps at Bath & Body Works…. 3 for $10…. woohoo!

Island Margarita Foaming handwash… Kitchen Lemon Deep Cleansing handsoap… Coconut Verbena Lime, Sweet Pea, Caribbean Escape, Dancing Waters… Mmmmm, land of yummy clean!!!!

Well, my excitement was short lived as I happened to stumble upon an article online (and who can ever really trust the reliability of these ‘online’ articles anyways, right?)…. wait, what was I talking about? Oh yes, article… online… basically, anti-bacterial soaps containing Triclosan (like every single one I bought at B&BW) are NOT good for you. One belief is that the use of Triclosan leads to more bacterial resistance. It is also said to aggravate allergies and possibly be carcinogenic. And one article claimed that the runoff of Triclosan into water can cause sex changes in aquatic life… seriously, THAT is exactly what it claimed. I mean, there were no examples or anything, so in my mind, I’m totally picturing transvestite mermaids.

Soooo….. I had one of those moments…. I became one of those really stupid people that I generally despise and usually make fun of, as I thought to myself, “B-b-but, if it’s BAD for you, they wouldn’t put it in soap… and sell it… w-w-would they???” WOULD they???!!!!!

So, I googled it.

And holy fuck… it iS poison! How could this be true???? I mean, seriously, as I walked into the gaily colored brightly lit store in the mall, a nice man gave me a cute basket and a huge smile… at the time, I was filled with bubbly happiness as I saw the HUGE colorful flowery banner advertising the 3 for $10 sale on handsoaps. It was also so wonderful and beautiful. So safe, so clean. Ahhh.

Buuuutttttt…. looking back on it now, the whole experience seems so sinister and evil. The smiling man… was he trying to kill me as he handed me a huge basket to fill with his flowery smelling poisons? Could he be evil? Or was he just an innocent and ignorant pawn… of some greedy money grubbing unethical corporation…??? I’ll never know.

The FDA website says that Triclosan is safe. Well, no, that’s not what they said… they said that it’s “not currently known to be hazardous to humans…” I’m not sure that’s enough to satisfy me though. I’d rather the say that they know for a FACT that it is NOT at all hazardous to humans…. but, whatever, it’s the FDA… I guess you can’t expect that much from them. Though they do admit that there is enough new research to raise some concerns which merit further research. So, we’ll see…

So, seriously though… how are companies allowed to put this Triclosan crap into soooooo many of our daily products…. soap, toothpaste, clothing, furniture, toys, cosmetics, etc….???

And more importantly, what the fuck am I supposed to do with all this stupid B&BW soap now???? I guess I can recycle the crap into Christmas gifts… for those annoying obligation gift people that I hate so much….

Here’s a little bit of sexy to start your day….

hamadreds-deactivated20121231 — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 13:31:41 -0400

Here’s a little bit of sexy to start your day….

muahahahahahaha!

fab-jenn — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 00:08:14 -0400

Well, that’s what you get for betraying your home state and running off to live in paradise with my husband’s evil twin brother! If you lived closer, then I would have taught you all I have learned in my short time on Tumblr, and you wouldn’t have been the subject of my smack-talking! All you have to do now is catch up quickly, or move back home, so we can figure this ish out together!!

In my defense, up until about ten minutes ago, I did not even KNOW how to make a freakin’ darn...

hamadreds-deactivated20121231 — Sun, 14 Aug 2011 02:36:15 -0400

In my defense, up until about ten minutes ago, I did not even KNOW how to make a freakin’ darn post. But I do now… I think… and you’re probably going to regret it….

dot… dot… dot…

Take THAT Twitter… you freakin’ bastard.

WTF?!? my evil twin has yet to make a post...and this blog was all HER idea! hahahaha...sounds about right, too. 'cause if i were her, i probably would have done the same damn thing...LOL.

fab-jenn — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 21:08:51 -0400

I SO called this at her audition…it’s been a such...

fab-jenn — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 20:33:00 -0400

I SO called this at her audition…it’s been a such pleasure to watch her dance all season long!

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fab-jenn — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 16:51:00 -0400

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"QOTD: ‘I Haven’t Been Ignoring You. I Have Been Prioritizing You.’"

fab-jenn — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 16:17:00 -0400

“QOTD: ‘I Haven’t Been Ignoring You. I Have Been Prioritizing You.’”

- http://twitter.com/#!/ngerakines

since today is the official “launch” of our new...

fab-jenn — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 08:09:00 -0400

since today is the official “launch” of our new blog, and it’s also my lil’ sister jasmine’s birthday…this post seemed more than appropriate :)

it’s time to get this party started…

fab-jenn — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 05:47:00 -0400

it’s time to get this party started…